there’s only so much socializing i can handle before i get exhausted and just start getting annoyed of everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself up in my room and play video games or go on the computer
and I was like “I was expecting a six pack…” and some dude was like “omg you can’t say that” and I was like “NOO no because they dance all the time and shit” then I tried to explain my reasoning by saying “it’s like “oh you went on holiday I expected you’d be tanned” not because I wanted them to have six packs”
then we ended up just hanging out and Key got a kitty
and in another part of my dream I was Kurt from Glee and I missed my plane and Sue was there and she missed hers and I lectured her like “this is why I always check the schedule…I’m going to book the next flight, get out of this yourself”
I’m a bitch in my dreams.
or a sassy gay guy…
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
oh my god it IS perfect.
the greatest thing I have ever seen
I honestly thought this would be so stupid
but that was so cute
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
(Source: westernkanye, via fuckyeahloldemort)
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
everyone has their little friend group thing on here where they send ask’s to each other and tinychat with each other and text each other and do like everything together and have inside jokes and then there is me waiting to get into a group
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
